Jokes Reloaded: Drivers
February 20th, 2010 | 2:22 am | English Section, Global | 657 views | 12 responses
It is universally accepted that humor, in most of the situation, considered a great way to entertain a large number of people. This is a reason why cracking jokes have been a universal thing found in all countries of the world in one form or the other. A joke is a short and funny story, which shows someone or something in unique light while making people laugh. Jokes normally end with some surprising or funny, or strange twist that can evoke strong emotions in the listener…well at least it depends on how fast the audience can capture the sense of joke created.
And how about two simple jokes about drivers:
There was a Japanese tourist who went to India for sightseeing. He is so proud of his country’s achievement globally since he noticed there are a lot of japanese product all over the world. On the last day, he hired a cab and told the driver to drive to the Airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, “Honda, very fast! Made in Japan !!!.
After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi and again the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, “Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!”. And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, “Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!”…He seemed too satisfied and proud of the japan’s cars speeding on the india’s road. Japan’s cars are the fastest!!!
The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was 800 rupees. !!!! The Japanese exclaimed, “What??…why so expensive!”
There upon, the indian driver yelled back, “Meter, Made in India VERY VERY FAST !!!!!..now pay me faster…..!
And the other one:
Two international friends having tea together. Then the first friend said “Generally in my country we have one of the good roads and highways in the region, but we still have many road accidents, I think what my country needs is a good laws to govern the drivers..and also a good traffic system..”
Responding to that, the other friend said, “well in my country we don’t need all those thing to drive, there we only need three good things to become good driver : Good brake, Good horn and Good Luck!”….
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said on February 20th, 2010 at 2:41 am
GOOD LUCK, driver…muahhhh
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said on February 20th, 2010 at 7:45 pm
hehehe good luck
said on February 20th, 2010 at 9:46 am
haha..that is a japanese for you, even in reality they are very proud of their nation.
joke number 2, this is where the idea of challenging our ‘samseng jalan raya’ to drive at hyderabad and delhi came from, i see..
said on February 20th, 2010 at 7:46 pm
hahaha…just a reloaded
said on February 20th, 2010 at 11:03 am
Marah rakyat negara tu :p
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said on February 20th, 2010 at 7:46 pm
org negara dia jugak kot yg create joke ni hehe
said on February 20th, 2010 at 12:16 pm
hahahaha marah mamak tu
said on February 20th, 2010 at 7:47 pm
deme gelak je kot…
said on February 20th, 2010 at 1:48 pm
Lol! cuma jgn terlalu buat lawak yg unsur kaum, negara dan agama bro. Zaman ni semua sensitif… hu hu..
said on February 20th, 2010 at 7:47 pm
ops, bahaya…sekarang semua bahaya ek..hehe
said on February 21st, 2010 at 12:50 pm
Di India takde model kereta Nissan ker??? hehehehe
Good horn….bahaya utk pesakit jantung…;p
said on February 21st, 2010 at 1:20 pm
entah..kot tukar nama tak la pulak hehehe